Sunday, July 26, 2009

Thursday, December 18, 2008

The 'Uncontacted'

It's almost unthinkable that there still are still "uncontacted" people out there. People that may not even know that at the edge of the jungle they live in there are other people.People that maybe don't even have a fully developed language.That,sadly enough may die from a tooth infection or even less... But then again,they probably live a better existence in so many ways. So less complicated. It may be a sexist community by our standards,but then again,if you don't know anything else,you can't see the faults in the only way of living you have ever known.
It still is a weird picture in 2008 : tribes who live at standards from 1000 years ago.
Why am I telling you this? Because this picture pretty much shocked me




This is one of the 'uncontacted' tribes in Brazil,who are shooting arrows as a surveillance plane that's flying over them.
I can only imagine what they thought that plane was,and I actually wonder what they believe in. God or Gods? I'd dare to suppose the latter,and maybe also suppose that they considered the flying thing they were aiming for some kind of supernatural beast.It surely is hard to live how they do,especially with possible beliefs of the sort. I mean ,anything and everything could be interpreted as a sign of rage of the gods ,and they may be led by fear.
Then again,how do you establish contact,and how do you explain to them that you wear shoes with plastic soles ,that you use communication devices and that you can fly in machines made out of one of the heaviest metals on earth,when they only defend themselves with rocks and spears?


There are more powerful things than science and information

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Keanu is weak

compared to this fine specimen





p.s:


Eeeh....


Wait what....?



Is she now?




"It's the only decaf we have left" ...
Have to ask,what was the marketing strategy for this one? "I swear,it's good! ....just that nobody buys it" ?

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Turns out I was right

There's one song of Beyonce's that I like,and it turns out she didn't even lift a finger in its creation.
So in the end,I was right,I stand to my initial opinion, I indeed don't like Beyonce :)

I should trust myself more

Here's the actual writer and performer of the song
BC Jean

Seriously....

I mean really.really?

Fantastic Plastic

I've done some accessorizing,thanks to out big friend Internet.
Behold,the first blog -to- blog acquisition,made in the spur of the moment and due to the insanely low price of the thing
Looks pretty,smells like plastic,go figure


Now this I love. A very nice girl from Puerto Rico made it for me,and weirdly enough,it smells like cookies


She was also nice enough to throw in the lil heart too


They just looks so eatable,it makes a person weak

Let's get winterish,shall we?

I'm living at 15 Celsius (59 F for you non-metric people out there) and have no feeling it's winter whatsoever ,so I'm using auto-suggestion

Let's stare...


And now,let's try staring outside the window,what do you see?
I'm at mildly muddy grass with dog hopping around

This is the prettiest song I've heard,and it's on the winter theme. I say pretty because it makes me think of pretty things,especially the video. That was a choice of words that demonstrated much intellect,wasn't it?


And now...isn't this the essence of it all?


what else screams winter? I'm at basics right now,because of the spring influences floating in the air

Restructuring the Blerg

I've been obviously neglecting this thing since the weather was warm and the flies still crashed into my window at small time intervals.
So I've decided to actually make something of this thing,seen as I took the time to create it ,and write in it at one point.
Expect photos (of anything really,don't categorize or you'll be shocked), music (random or not) , wise words ( everything that comes out of my fingers has some wisdom from my perspective,so respect the author's narcissism,thank you) ,random words , nonsensical words

So let the blergging begin

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Have you heard...

Sara Bareilles ? You have to,but preferably live

I admit,I wasn't 100% convinced,but one live show and that's that.No way to deny how great she is

I could keep praising her for the next 20 lines,but I won't because you'd give up reading and would abandon any initiative of listening to her


So,quick Bio

Sara:


Sara's toy:



And the Most Important thing

Sara's work:

* GRAVITY ,dare I say,one of the greatest songs ever written
http://www.imeem.com/vanhasadeathwish/music/CPSNIPwi/sara_bareilles_gravity/
* LOVE SONG http://www.imeem.com/sarabareilles/music/IigEi0oF/sara_bareilles_love_song
* BOTTLE IT UP
http://www.imeem.com/cm16/music/AI2kc4Bx/sara_bareilles_bottle_it_up
* FAIRYTALE
http://www.imeem.com/evyish/music/3AXdtCH_/sara_bareilles_fairytale

AND * VEGAS
http://www.imeem.com/mrtoecurler/music/4Z3XHuCn/sara_bareilles_vegas

Sara's MySpace:

Thursday, May 22, 2008

It's the little things

That make you question the sanity of human kind

Tho this one isn't even that bad






But this is just wonderful....
In case you are wondering what it is...think harder



It's belgian tho
But it is remarkable how crafty they are with chocolate

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Things I hate at 10PM

I am in a very hateful mood because I have a stage in front of my window with very homeless - looking creatures playing the shittiest music this planet has seen.But of course they are artists ... and the one that is supposed to be the drummer is hitting those things as if it was the first time he's ever seen drums.

If it weren't illegal I swear I'd get a shotgun because what they are doing is useless and extremely annoying noise. My eardrums are being raped


I'm not good at stating big fat anger without it sounding very very bad,so I can't efficiently make it nicer and still express it properly


Bottom line,I'd kill them or go shout at their mentally challenged selfs



peas out...

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Thursday Morning

I'm abandoning my photoblog concept to do something illegal
And that would be writing a blog while attending a course.Now the reason that made me write this is the fact that the prof is bad...really bad.
It probably isn't his fault,he's trying,but he's boring.Massively boring.There's no element that could get your attention.
And the best thing when you're boring is to start adding some "erm....erm...erm" s in the speech
Some just don't have it,and they try but they really can’t bring it…it’s sad,not just for them,but for me,who am willing to listen.
It’s like a self explanatory speech that obviously only he gets.
It’s also true that I’m bored sleepy and not paying attention,but still
Yes,I am picky,only very few have what it takes,and get my attention.
But it’s probably very closely related to confidence and security and how much you love your job and what you are talking about
Just the thought that I have an hour of this left is not helping me out. But a least I have a spot by the window and the gorgeous garden outside.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Photoblog

so,I've been thinking

I think I'll make this more of a photo blog,of course I'll complain about something from time to time,I love to complain
The world is just so...complainable

So then,photo blog


Tuesday, April 22, 2008

[ ... ]

Flashbacks

I've just found out that fun 14 year-olds turn into Whitney Houston when tipsy. I had forgotten how teens manifest their alcohol sniffing
You can never get a better version of "I will always love you" than from the jolly kid.
Video proof would be great,but family bonds keep me from doing so

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Haha

hello,this is a pissed blog

contact bez for questions

anywhoo,I'm great! Tho great doesn't begin to describe it! I'm fabby (was that brit enough? Thought so..)Anyway,I am looking at my arm,and daaaim,do I have nice muscles!too bad they don't look that pretty when swimming

I'm still waiting for my cherry candle to smell like cherry...but neeeu! I think it's a global conspiracy

Peas out

Boink

Someone got really lucky that the house painter came and I had to close my laptop because I was starting to write about what was bugging me and I wasn't in the jolliest of moods
But a couple of Oreos and Yelle's later,it's gotten a bit better
If I had written it,it had probably only remained a draft,for the sake of mankind
So ...there are things that bug me,one is setting priorities,or well,lack of priority setting



Anyway,I am still slightly pissed off but tonight I have scheduled-bez-dwinkie time.
And yes,that was imbecile code,just for the sake of it

Friday, April 11, 2008

Todays topics





This is Oswald,he needs love









And this is the tree,it needs a hug

Hug a tree y'all!

I can haz new fav visualz










More to come...sometime

I leave you,with Muffles

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

It lacks a title

why do people build such useless things? I've been passing by the BMW museum the last few days and today I just stood and looked at it
It's massive...and useless...and cost a fortune to build
I mean,at least they could have reduced the size,I bet the flora would have been hyper
Useless...well,it is
I'm not saying it's not great to look at,but then again,it's sole purpose is to invite you to stare at cars,and yes,it is publicity,but will the people who go to stare at them cars actually buy one?
Buyers don't chose museums to do their shopping

So back to number 3,it cost a lot,and we return to it being useless.

I really can't get over how much space it takes up,how much energy it consumes and all this,for it to look pretty.

Now,second highlight of my day...black woman calling all white female specimens whores.
That was cute,especially since I wasn't very sure about her gender til' I saw some traces of boob

Friday, April 4, 2008

Yeah...



Does this intimidate you in any way?


Ok it's extreme but many are close to those shapes...whereas I'm probably somewhere half way there (not that I actually intend to get there)
On my scale,I'm 80% right,but competing against something like that leaves you a slight bit scared





Some size limitations would make people sleep better























Pictures taken from www.gettyimages.com

Thursday, April 3, 2008

The end of an era


ya know?

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Cultural learnings to make benefit of someone

There really has to be something about rap I don't understand,and that is , why do people like and listen to it?
It's lacking the music,among other things....
Have been subjected to a rap abuse for the past 2 hours...and counting, and am still not getting the deal
The last lyric I remember is "smoke a sack" .Now is that inspiring,intellectual or any other positive adjective to you?

It really is interesting how much doing drugs,shootin enemies ,ho's ,bling and cash can be discussed.
They seem to be an endless fountain of wisdom over here.
Them peoples send inspirational messages y'all


As I write ,I listen to things about proud serial killers...it makes my heart melt

"you ain't mad at me bitch" x 10 and it goes on...wow,them rappers are unstoppable

There probably are wiser rapperZ out there,I'm just not in the mood to find them

I leave you with the glorious....


First gangsta pic off google












p.s: I am still amazed of how much I can take,I need an award

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Superheroes are so cool



But I still don't get the whole "put glasses on and never be recognized"
Wonder who invented that
I always find this man to be the best example for the obvious


Sunday, March 30, 2008

It leaves a scar

Is "Don't worry,I am tender" something you wanna hear? At 7 am? In the subway? In a conversation between two gay people? Is it? No it isn't!
Some things should remain between thicker walls and less crowd...or just less me,I can work with that too

Top 3 of wrong activities

This is a blog of purity,of health,of rest .
And how do we celebrate that?
Well ,after 12 hours of sitting on thy arse,and the occasional dozing off,a normal human wants
a. warmth
b. shower
c. food

Now there are the lucky ones that do not get either of those,such as myself
I understand that because of the fact that nobody has been home for the past couple of weeks it's cold,but you can at least hope once you turn the heat on , there will be warm water and fluffy temperatures
Of course,I'm wrong...
One could also hope that once under the covers it gets warm...yes well,I'm wrong a lot today
My toes still hate me,but that's another story

So we come to point c. the food
But now,laziness interferes,and what is the inaugural meal after 14 hours of not eating?
Ta-daaaaah



Kids,do not do this at home,
it's unhealthy

It all starts in the red...place

What red place you ask?
Well I am glad you did,because this is where every trip starts and ends
The turning point of humanity,the source of joy and color....




And that was how it all began,next up,first meal after long hours of lazyness