Top 3 of wrong activities

This is a blog of purity,of health,of rest .
And how do we celebrate that?
Well ,after 12 hours of sitting on thy arse,and the occasional dozing off,a normal human wants
a. warmth
b. shower
c. food

Now there are the lucky ones that do not get either of those,such as myself
I understand that because of the fact that nobody has been home for the past couple of weeks it's cold,but you can at least hope once you turn the heat on , there will be warm water and fluffy temperatures
Of course,I'm wrong...
One could also hope that once under the covers it gets warm...yes well,I'm wrong a lot today
My toes still hate me,but that's another story

So we come to point c. the food
But now,laziness interferes,and what is the inaugural meal after 14 hours of not eating?
Ta-daaaaah

Kids,do not do this at home,
it's unhealthy